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Contrary to your previous experience and your resulting misguided beliefs, the world does NOT revolve solely around you and what you want. Knowing now as I do that if I were to acquiece to your irritatingly high-pitched demands and let you back in the house, you would immediately make a beeline for anything and everything that you should NOT be ( Read more... )

I really don't mind housesitting, for all that I bellyache about it. I can handle the responsibility (for the most part). Where things go downhill for me is when the idiot creatures I'm looking after get into and subsequently eat shit that's not food -- that's not even edible outside of 'can be reduced to bite-sized pieces and then swallowed' -- ( Read more... )